Way to the hopsital

Hidan walked, right and rigid, scythe on his shoulder, towards the hospital.

His wounds, by this point, had completely healed, and he looked completely unscaved by the previous battle.

The imminent blood that awaited granted a thing smile on his lips.

Tobi ran up to Hidan, tugging on his Akatsuki Coat and jupping up and down, flailing his arms like an idiot
Hidan~

Hidan was pulled out his dream-like state, he gave Tobi a mixed look of calm, boredom, and ego.

Oh hello Tobi, what is it?

Tobi frowned behind his mask and poked Hidan's chest lightly
Am I~ Annoying? Because Senpai always says that and Senpai -never- lies!

Hidan scowled.

Yes you're very fucking annoying. If only the little brat was here though, im out to attack a hospital housing the best of the leaf village, and im going a-fucking-lone.

Kakuzu appeared out of nowhere, looking at both Hidan and Tobi.

Well well it's about time you got here fuck-face! You finish getting your money and plan on finally friggen helping me, aka YOUR PARTNER?!

Though his body movement was still calm, he was slightly agitated.

Tobi sat on the ground indian style, staring at both of them, waiting for the fight
Look! Flower!
Tobi pointed at the pink flower

Hey i don't like the stupid things either, but the regulations of my Dogma tell me to do them, so i do them. And don't give me none of your bullshit, the only important business you do is behead villagers for cash.

Hidan scoughed and continued on his way.

Sasori, who had stopped to fix his puppet on the way back to the Hidden Rain, had noticed that Hidan wasn't behind him and, since everything was in perfectly working order again, turned to go back and look for the silver haired idiot.

It wasn't that he cared, oh no, far from it actually, but there was no need to leave behind an important member of the organization. And helping Hidan from getting wounded seemed quite satisfying to him, especially since the silver haired man didn't mind the pain. Sasori was actually pretty sure that Hidan loved it.

He walked around a corner and almost bumped into said silver haired man and his partner.

Well well, if it isn't Woodchips for guts. Are you here to summon an army and run again, or care to join us for good this time, and finish off those leaf nin?

He gave Sasori a smug scowl, hovering over him. By now his damage had fully healed.

Between you and Kakuzu, i can't tell which one of you is more simple minded, the wood-carver running from 1 lost puppet, or the zombie off chasing pennies. Come on and join us.

He snicker and continued towards the hospital.

Sasori just stared blankly at the silver haired man, not taking the insult as an insult at all. In fact, he acted as if he hadn't even heard it.

The other part though... well, that was another story.

Apparently you can't count Hidan He stated boredly before adding a last bit, but then again, it IS you we're talking about

You know maybe if you'd stop being such a stick in the mud ((pun ownage)) but maybe if you were more friendly, you'd have more woman, other then deidara that is.

Hidan snickered.

And it is just me, Hidan the immortal, great servant of Jashin. The one and only.

I don't need women, Hidan Sasori stated, just then realizing he had done the same mistake again, only this time it wasn't Deidara he was talking about.

This sucked ass. Hopefully the silver haired man wouldn't notice; it would get a lot worse than with his partner.

Hidan stopped in his tracks. Sitting unmoving for a few moments he burst into a loud, thick laughter.

HAHAH, so the puppet's gay!? Oh shit!!! HAhAHAH. Well i ceratnily fucking got you hard, not that im not the first man who's tried!! HAHAHA

Sasori inwardly cursed and rolled his eyes.

No, Hidan, the puppet isn't capable of being gay or straight

Mhm, so then what do you call yours then Sasori, Sir Branch or Mr. Twig?!! HAHAHA, i should ask deidara!!! HAHAH

He rolled his head back, only laughing harder.

Sasori blinked at looked back at the silver haired man. Was he suggestiong that the blonde brat and himself was in a relationship? He almost laughed at that thought.

He didn't bother to reply to Hidan's stupid conversation any longer and carried on walking.

Aw come on, did i ruffle your wires?

Hidan smacked him in the back of the head with the blunt end of his scythe, more jokingly then pain-inducing.

You know puppets are no fun, not joke-wise, though i can't really mention fun in the bedroom, once again ill have to ask deidara.

He cackled again.

Hadn't it been for the fact that they were in the middle of Konoha, Sasori would've torn Hidan into pieces and spread them all over the place so Kakuzu wouldn't bother to search.

He would have to do that sometime, wouldn't he? Yes, yes, that would be quite amusing.

Pfft, your no fun, that wooden brain of your ticking away, ill never understand you and you partner, when will wood and clay ever be more important then the work of a deity..?

With that Hidan sighed, calming down, and remained quiet, his look somewhat serene.

These puppets would be more usefull if we sell them. - said Kakuzu while reading some newspaper.

Like the one that just got smashed and shattered into little wood chips. Pft, your all just infidels, completely ignorant to prayer, and when the time of Jashin arrives, the ever-lasting won't last a minute.

He smiled somewhat smugly and looked out over the horizon, the hospital soon in sight.