The Konoha Main Gates

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:16 am

Ryuke blushed crimson (first time Boris ever saw him blush), Hinata coming to mind.

I'm not all the womanizer you think, simply because some people find me attractive or mysterious, does not meet that I'm a fan of women, in fact, some people believe that i may end up alone.

So what brings you to this village specifically, after all, i though you were a fan of... large and ... proportioned woman...

He blushed even more crimson at the conversation.

(sigh) not a good topic for me to be involved in, heh...

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:19 am

Well, I decided to see ma old comrade and I've heard Konoha has Da most Sexay bitchez is here, Eh?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:21 am

Ryuke smiled at him and chuckled, grabbing his shoulder.

Come on bortha Boris, let me get you some of the best vodka i know, my treat, and there's something i have to ask you, personal wise that is.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:24 am

HMM, YES BORIS LIKE VODKA AND WOMEN... THAT'S THE TWO THING BORIS LIVES FOR. LET'S GO, COMRADE!!! HEY PORKCHOK, COME HERE, BROTHA!! The boar that was calmly standing nearby came towards Boris looking at Ryuke, oinking under his breath
THAT'S MA BOAR - PORKCHOP!!

(imagine saying all of it with a strong russian accent - more effect)

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:28 am

Good to see you again porkchop, remember be?

He scratched the boar behind the ears affectionately.

Let's go Brotha Boris, it's this way, Not far.

He began to walk towards the bar at the end of the street.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:30 am

Boris entered the bar behind Ryuke, as all people were shocked at his sexayness, they forgot about the boar who was following them

SO WHAT DID YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:33 am

*sarta appears walking over to the bar also and sees boris and ryuke*

Oh! S'up Boris! S'up Ryuke!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:34 am

(LMFAO SHOCKED BY HIS SEXAYNESS HAHAHAH)

Ryuke blushed a deep shade of crimson.

I was wondering if you could do me a favor. You see, their is this woman... I would prefer if you not hit on her.

He ordered up two vodkas. Each was roughly 90% alcohol, and could knock out an elephant.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:37 am

As Boris opened the bottle he drank half of it without stopping. Slamming the bottle on the table he looked at Ryuke

WELL, SINCE UR MA COMRADE....

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:39 am

Ryuke blushed as the conversation continued.

Her name is hinata, pale skin, pearly eyes, black hair, and a nice figure. I happen to care for her. Please do me a favor and not hit on her bortha Boris.

Seeing Sarta approaching his blush grew darker, hoping she hadn't heard.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:40 am

OK, OK -said Boris, turning towards Sarta

AND WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:42 am

*looks at ryuke smirking slightly having heard every word he had said and looks at boris*

Hi, names Sarta. You a friend of Ryuke?*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:43 am

Ryuke turned,

This is Sarta, my fellow ANBU and a friend, as well as a fellow captain anti-fan.

Ryuke chuckled.

(Ryuke thinks captain is a bigmouth)

This Sarta, is Boris, head brother of the Boar clan, and a long time friend. he may be drunk, and a womanizer, but he's loyal and caring, give him his credit.

His eyes gave Sarta a stern "if you tell anyone, I WILL kill you" look.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:44 am

(Sarta agrees)

Captains an idiot

*nods*

*gives him a `Id like to see you try` look*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:46 am

SO YOU'RE FROM KONOHA, SARTA?? I GUESS THEY HADN'T LIED ABOUT ALL THE HOT WOMEN HERE *Boris smirks as he takes a shot of vodka*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:48 am

*points at the vodka*

Wanna share?

*smiles at Boris*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:48 am

Ryuke blushed is slight embarrassment, but never the less remained calm. It takes more then that to break his cool.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:51 am

HMM, YOU DRINK VODKA? I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE THAT VILLAGE.. HEY YOU!! - he yells at a random guy - BRING US MOAR VODKA NOW!!!!! As the guy rings another 5 bottles of vodka, Sexay Boris gives one to Sarta

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:53 am

*takes it with a grin and drinks half of it with out pause them put it down to breathe*

thank you Boris by the way

*grins at him*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:54 am

Ryuke chuckled.

So they do get along, not surprised.

He placed a hand on Boris' shoulder.

Thank you for understanding Boris, i must go now, if you need me, i will find you, or you will find me, I assure you.

He turned towards Sarta one more time, and kissed her hand.

Take care, i shall see you later.

He looked at her, his eyes calm but somewhat warning.

If you tell anyone.... anyone... i ...will...hurt...you...

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:56 am

OOOOH, YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRINK VODKA... MAYBE YOU EVEN LIKE BOARS? CHEERS - He says as he lifts his bottle, drinking the second half of it

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:58 am

*looks calmly at him smirking again*

your an idiot ryuke...Like to see ya try anyway ha!

*intends to tell everyone in Konoha and grins*

*looks at Boris*

Boars are sweet man.

*grins and slams the rest of her vodka*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:01 am

Ryuke smiled at her realizing.

Too bad she under-estimates me.

He smiled at them both sweetly and left the bar.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:04 am

HMM THEN YOU'LL LIKE THIS... - Boris taes of his cossack thingy, shwing Sarta a huge tatoo on his back. A boar was sitting in a huge armchair, having a bottle of vodka in one hand and smoking a cigar ISN'T THAT SEXAY?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:06 am

hahahahahahhahahahaha

*studies Boris tatoo*

WOW! that is sexy!

*laughs but is totally serious*

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