The Konoha Main Gates

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:13 am

HEH, I GOT THAT WHEN I ENTERED A BOAR BROTHAHOOD Opens another bottle of vodka AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, HM?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:16 am

what about me?

*was distracted*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:17 am

*facepalm* WHO ARE YOU ANYWAYS?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:25 am

*laughs*

Jesus, Ryuke already told you! I'm Sarta

*is in a good mood*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:21 pm

Itachi walks slowly to the main Gate of Konoha.He wishpers:
So Here i am Back again,
Some Guards Ran to Itachi but he beat they whit ease!
Itachi Saw some Peopole watching at him he Asked them
Do you know where is Boris who rides whit a Boar?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:29 pm

Boris heards Itachi asking about him. He waves his hand

HALLO, BROTHA, WANNA TAKE SOME SHOTS WITH ME???

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:31 pm

Itachi looks at Boris and says:
So you are Boris?
Itachi turns around facing Boris!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:36 pm

*studies Itachi silently feeling the power of his chakra*

hmm.... Boris might wanna leave now....

*glances at Boris's not caring look*

um....OK then...

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:37 pm

Boris drinks a whole bottle of vodka without stopping

AND YOU'RE AKATSUKI, RIGHT??? ITACHI DUDE I GUESS??? WELL THE GOOD THING I HAVE VODKA! WHY??? WELL BECAUSE YOUR ILLUSIONS WON'T WORK ON ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'M - BORIS THE "OINK OINK" BOAR IS UNBEATABLE. AND YOU ARE NOT MANLY!!!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:40 pm

*snorts and starts laughing*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:40 pm

Itachi Blinks Once And Blinks Twice the Second Time Sharingan Is Activated!
Itaachi Looks at Boris and makes some Hand Seals But nothing happens!
Kirigakure No Jutsu And Suddenly fog comes out!
Itachi Waits for Borises Next Move

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:48 pm

HAHAHAHA - Boris laughs like a drunk

PWEET, PWEET, PORKCHOP WHERE ARE YOU? OR THERE YOU ARE! NOW FIND THIS UNMANLY WHORE, WITH YOU NOSE, OK?

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:50 pm

*Sarta carefully doesn't look Itachi in the eye knowing the power of his Sharigan but instead watches his feet intesipating his movements*

*listens to what Boris said and laughs*

for gods sake!

*laughs harder unable to control herself from the vodka*

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:06 pm

Itachi Looks at Boris and Makes some Hand Seals
And says:
Great Fireball Jutsus
And he blows a Huge Fire ball out of his Mouth and it Flies Direct at Boris!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:28 am

HAHAHAHA!!! - Boris laughs as he says VODKA BREATH NO JUTSU!!! And lets out a powerful jet of flame out of his mouth to counter Itachis Fireball

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:36 am

Itachi threw some shurikens at Boris
and made another hand seals
Great Fireball JUtsu

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:38 am

Brois simply repeats his Vodka Breath technique countering the shurikens and the fire

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN???

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:43 am

Itachi Raised his finger at Boris and Said
You are coming whit me!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:45 am

HELL NO!!!
As he said that Porkchop who was hiding came from behind and bit Itachi in the ass

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:46 am

Itachi fell to his knees,but he standed up and kicked Porkchop in the face

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:50 am

As Porkchop moved back OINKing loudly, Boris finally locked his gaze on Itachi

NOW, YOU'RE DONE FOR BECAUSE PORKCHOP IS A SPECIAL BOAR OF THE BOAR VILLAGE. THE BOARS FROM OUR VILLAGE ARE NOT SIMPLE BOARS. FOR EXAMPLE MINE HAS POISON IN HIS TEETH AND NOW YER UNSEXAY ASS IS POISONED AND YOU WILL DIE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:19 am

Itachi smiles and Says Im sorry But Iachi Closes his eyes and opens them and Says Amaterasu!
Black Flames start Racing right to Boris!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:37 am

Boris' eyes widen as he prepares for inevitable death. But suddenly Porkchop launches forward, in front of him, being hit and consumed by Amaterasu which gives Boris a chance to get away

PORKCHOP!!! Yells Boris YOU KILLED HIM!!! Dark Red chakra starts flowing around Boris AND I KEEL YOOOUUU!!!!

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:34 pm

Hehh So this is The Jinchuuriki.
Itachi Made more Hand seals and said:
Great Fireball Jutsu
Itachi Breaths in and Blows a Huge Fireball at Boris.

Subject: Re: The Konoha Main Gates Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:04 pm

As chkra forms a long, whip-like tail, Boris simply dodges the fireball with his enhanced speed, then, suddenly appearing behind the Uchiha crusing his huge club on his head

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